The television chirped to life and began blasting
the familiar exhilarating, dark tones of ‘One Week Window’s’ critically
acclaimed opening theme. Even though the show was relatively new, it already
had the entire nation glued to their TVs, all of them waiting impatiently for
the next bit of evidence.
The show had single handedly changed the face of
police investigations; instead of a small team of highly trained criminal
investigators examining a crime scene, now the entire world had access to the
information and could chime in with any leads or breakthroughs. The information
sweeping back and forth was astounding, and it helped not only to solve crimes
but, in some areas, to prevent them. There was only one catch: if the crime
couldn’t be solved within a week, the case was shelved, never to be seen again.
Even though this aspect of the show had drawn a
lot of fire from critics, the overwhelming praise from global audiences had
drowned them out, and the show went on. It made Rosie sick.
She sprawled in front of the television, notebook
in hand like so many other viewers, her eyes glued to the screen, but instead
of the snapshots of body parts and cultures of potential ejaculatory juices,
Rosie’s eyes were fixed on the face of the most beloved cop of all time:
Detective David Armstrong. The camera showed a shot of him looking grim and
holding a severed hand, a clip from the very first episode of the show, and
then it cut to a shot of Edwin Glaise, the man with the most amazing teeth in
the world who served as the ‘anchor’ for the show.
Eddie stared into the camera from behind his
spotless desk with a practiced expression that was somewhere between a saddened
frown and a male model’s smirk, “On this week’s episode, we are investigating
the brutal murder of a young woman
named Darcy Tucker. To all her friends and relatives viewing our show tonight,”
he adopted his signature condoling look, his eyes wide and tearful, “We are so sorry for your tragic loss.”
Rosie rolled her eyes. Glaise was an expert at
emphasizing certain words in his monolog to give them an extra ‘punch.’ It made
her want to vomit.
Glaise prattled on, “Lets go to the Tucker’s
suburban home where this unspeakable
tragedy took place and get the evidence from Detective Armstrong.”
The camera cut to the sea of reporters who began
shouting questions at Detective Armstrong as soon as the ‘on air’ light lit up
on the porch near the podium. David ran a hand over his tired face and wearily
tapped the microphone in front of him, “One at a time, we’re going to do this
in an orderly fashion. You first, please.” he gestured to a man with more
hair-gel than hair.
“What did you and Investigator Herron just talk
about? Shouldn’t that be shared with the viewers? What are you hiding?”
“That was three questions.” He pointed to a
second reporter, who yelled out, “At what time did Darcy Tucker die?
David let out a long breath. In the days before
‘One Week Window’ had plucked him from his place on the force, he would have
punched the revolting lot of them in the face for their behavior. Now, he had
to plaster on a smile and answer, “Approximately ten o’clock.”
A few more questions peppered the man, and after
he had answered a few, the show director gestured to him from off-camera and he
knew it was time for him to give his over-arching speech. Their method of
asking questions first and then giving a statement was unorthodox, but during
the last SWEEPs week, they found that sixty percent of viewers loved the
pandemonium it created.
As the second hand of the director’s clock
reached twelve, David, recently voted ‘the most-trusted man’ in America, began
his press conference.
David
Armstrong didn’t feel ‘trusted’. At this point in his career, he was tired and
angry, and this week’s grisly homicide made his already prickly disposition
worse. David cleared his throat and contorted his mouth and nose as if he had
just bitten into a rotten piece of fish, “Darcy Tucker, age twenty-four, was
murdered last night in the living room of her parent’s house at approximately
ten o’clock eastern standard time. Her parents discovered the body this morning
at eight. Darcy, to the best of her parents’ knowledge, planned to be alone.
The parents, James and Holly Tucker were away visiting friends.”
Even
before David finished the first few sentences of his press conference, an icon
emerged on viewer’s screens that contained a complete biography of Darcy
Tucker. There were pictures of her at various ages, as well as a complete
medical history, what schools she attended, a summation of her professional
career and salaries, her sexual history, and pictures of lovers, past and
present. For those who didn’t want to press a button or just wanted to watch
the show, a montage of images played automatically on the left side of the
screen while David spoke on the right side.
David
continued, “The Tuckers drove to the home of their long-time friends where they
had dinner, went to the movies, and spent the night.”
A detailed map of the parent’s route to their
friends’ home, the particulars of the Tucker’s car, its mileage, its tire track
pattern, and its maintenance schedules were already posted in a second file
that viewers could access with a slide of their finger. The friends with whom
the Tuckers spent the evening had every detail of their life from bounced
checks to abortions posted for the entire world to see.
Rosie stood up and wandered away from her
television for a moment, her stomach sick. She stared at the fading wallpaper,
just listening to David’s voice behind her as she unconsciously picked threads
from her worn t-shirt.
David
continued, “Darcy appears to have engaged in sexual intercourse with her
assailant. We are conducting tests to determine whether the intercourse was
consensual or forced and whether the intercourse was carried out while she was
conscious, unconscious, or dead.”
His
shoulders slumped and his voice dropped as he made this last statement.
Multiple files appeared on viewer’s screens with detailed information in
regards to how investigators would determine her state of being when the
intercourse occurred. Preliminary sketches began to appear which illustrated
the manner of intercourse Darcy and her assailant were probably engaged in. Rosie
glanced over her shoulder at the television, and uttered a low moan of disgust.
This pseudo-science was based on the location and
position investigators found her body and the final placement of various
fluids. David and every other law enforcement officer knew that these tests
were as accurate as tracking a fart in a breeze. The schematics always assumed
the worst in order to peak viewer interest and titillate those who relished
sexual violence. There were a subsection of viewers who tuned in to find out if
other seemingly normal people had secret unorthodox sex lives.
David was now seething. He could see in his
monitor that another camera was showing Dr. Ernest Kreegel with his sketchpad
hovering above Darcy’s body. David didn’t know what type of doctor Dr Kreegel
was or whether he was a doctor at all. What Armstrong did know was that Kreegel’s
lurid pastel drawings of sometimes bloody and maimed victims auctioned for
thousands of dollars each week with none of the proceeds given to the victim’s
families.
The
technicians in the on-site control van switched the camera back to David,
“Darcy appears to have been killed by a blow to her head by a blunt object. We
are conducting tests to identify potential murder weapons and the force with
which she was struck.”
Viewers’
screens lit up with close-up pictures of the wound on the rear of Darcy’s head,
the red contrasting so violently with her naturally blonde hair that for a
moment, Rosie wondered if the image had been enhanced. Illustrations showing
the dimensions and shapes of various household items and tools were being compared
to the size of Darcy’s fatal wound. A detailed inventory of items in the
Tucker’s household that could have been used by the assailant were listed in a
separate file. Videotapes of each room of the house replete with close-ups of
each room’s belongings were posted. Any items missing from the home would be
made available to the viewers once Darcy’s parents had an opportunity to do an
inventory.
“We
are also currently interviewing neighbors and reviewing public and private
security video systems in hopes of catching an image of the assailant, their
car or the license plate.”
Files
began to emerge on viewer’s screens of surveillance recordings between the
hours of eight and eleven from local businesses, security recordings from
private homes, satellite images if available, and traffic control recordings
from intersections around the Tucker’s house.
David would be the first to admit that crime
reports were gruesome, but bearable compared to the next two portions of the
investigation. He missed the times when reporters would have asked questions
that probed who Darcy Tucker was and what motivations a criminal might have for
assaulting her. Instead, he found himself once again answering inane questions
about the millions of viewers who loyally tuned in to “One Week Window.”
David
had been on the force for twenty years. He had been investigating violent
crimes for ten years before the start of ”One Week Window” and he had seen the
devastation that murders and other violent crimes did to families. His exposure
to these crimes had made him gruff, craggy, and bad tempered. These were also the qualities that the
show’s producers loved about him and he sometimes wondered if the reporters’
questions weren’t preselected to get him to lose his cool.
With
the last question, David stomped away from the cameras. His body language a
combination of curmudgeonly old man and pissed off detective. It made him crazy
that his authentic emotions and his exasperation made him a network favorite,
and every time he lost his cool or swore at the reporters, viewer interest
would spike and the producers would send him their heartfelt approval along
with excited requests for more of the same. At least he knew he wouldn’t have
to do this much longer: he was sure that Atlas Communications would soon
replace him with a detective who was thinner, younger, and more attractive. It
was no surprise to David that the new recruits to the police force had become
more photogenic over the last few years. David prayed, for the sake of the
victims, that they were also capable.
The
cameras switched back to Eddie Glaise, who had been staring directly down the
shirt of his make-up artist for the entire time that Detective Armstrong had
been onscreen. Even though he had been carefully selected to be the looks of
the show, his popularity had never spiked above luke-warm, much to the
producers’ dismay. Forty percent of the population said that his teeth were too
big and white, twenty percent said that he reminded them of a ferret in a
toupee, and the last twenty percent answered with a single word: “creepy.”
He
smiled at the camera with his beady eyes, and cleared his throat, “Thank you,
Detective Armstrong. Now, we will hear from our labs-“
Rosie
shut the television off, and chewed on her pencil. She wasn’t interested in
Darcy Tucker: the poor girl was beyond her help anyway. What she was interested
in was Detective David Armstrong, and she was getting close to getting all the
information she would need.
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